Tonto

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jan 19, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

    The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?"

    The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.

    The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

    Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

    A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns the big white horse out side?"

    The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

    The cowboy looks him in the eye and says ...



    (I JUST LOVE THIS)



    (WAIT FOR IT...)





    (HERE IT COMES)






    "Nothin, but you left your Injun running."
     
    jfrey, FWoo45, isialk and 7 others like this.
  2. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    Again straight to the cornball daughter in law lol!


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
    limbkiller likes this.

You need 3 posts to add links to your posts! This is used to prevent spam.

Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted