Top ten things not to say in an argument with a woman 10) Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 9) Ooh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 8) You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. 7) Waaait a minute--I get it--what time of the month is it? 6) Are you sure you don't want to consult the "Great Oprah" on this one? 5) Sorry, I was just picturing you naked. 4) Whoa, time out honey---the game is starting. 3) Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning. 2) Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? And the number one is: 1) Who are you kidding? We both know that isn't loaded.