Two Italian virgins

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jul 1, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However, they
    have no idea what there supposed to do once they get to their hotel
    room. The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get some advice on
    what to do. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and
    snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from there.
    The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens. He calls his
    mother back to find out what to do next. She says they should take their
    clothes off, get under the covers in bed, and nature should takes its
    course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing.
    He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation
    she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in
    her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him. A few minutes later he
    reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit.
    What do I do next?"
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  2. Capthobo

    Capthobo NRA Endowment member Supporting Addict

    Nov 9, 2016
    Momma Mia!
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  3. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2019
    Stinker, limbkiller!!!!
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  4. N.Al-Tider

    N.Al-Tider Well-Known Member

    May 15, 2017
    Werea you alisteninga toa my aphonecalls?
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