TWO NUNS

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  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    There were two nuns, One was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , and the other one as Sister Logical (SL)
    It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
    SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes ? I wonder what he wants.
    SL: It's logical. He wants to violate us.
    SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL : The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. A little while later...
    SM: It's not working.
    SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
    SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute .
    SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
    So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
    Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
    Then Sister Logical arrives.
    SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
    SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
    SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
    SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
    SM : And?
    SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
    SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
    SL : I lifted my dress up.
    SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
    SL : He pulled down his pants.
    SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
    SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
    And for those of you who thought it would be dirty……… Say three Hail Marys!
    And the Moral of the Story is :
    LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME. And Math cannot survive without Logic.
     
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  2. dasroofr

    dasroofr Well-Known Member

    512
    Jul 13, 2019
    Hail Mary, full of grace...........................................
    Methinks Sister Logic had a nasty Habit???????????????, and that about SUMS it up!!!!(gaaahh)
     
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