[Scaramouche]

Hey Sonny, you got the rig for these pea shooters? It would be kind of you to post that leather. Those are going to be some kind of guns, congrats!

 

[Scaramouche]

That rig with matching boots and a silver nose cap them guns will twirl themselves, heck, they'll shoot themselves, nice, real nice, so stop eating for a couple days and put the money to ammo.
Remind me not to meet you in a saloon next time I'm in Colorado!