Usher's revenge...

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by bigbob76, Mar 1, 2019.

  1. bigbob76

    bigbob76 Not so big Bob these days Supporting Addict

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    Jul 3, 2012
    A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by the usher, he found that he was too far from the stage.

    He whispered to the usher, "This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

    The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

    The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over and whispers, ............ "The wife did it."
     
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  2. azguy1911

    azguy1911 I'm done buying guns, I'm just a bystander now

    Oct 22, 2015

  3. LYKUNO

    LYKUNO Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2018
    The usher's revenge was giving away the plot.
     

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