Was it something I said?

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by 1911_Bandit, Oct 20, 2020.

  1. 1911_Bandit

    1911_Bandit Batteries_included

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    Mar 5, 2020
    I was traveling in Ireland and was listening in on the conversation between several women at a bar. I gotta say I love ❤️ that accent.
    I approached them and said, hello, I really love your accent. Are you ladies from Scotland?
    The nearest one to me, the most ‘voluptuous’ of the group, literally spat her response.
    “It’s Wales you bloody American twit, WALES!”
    Well, I replied, excuse me.
    Are you whales from Scotland?
    Next thing I know I am in an emergency room and the nurses are asking me what happened.
    I said I don’t know but whatever you do don’t ask any of Rosie O’Donnell’s relatives if they’re from Scotland.
     
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  2. Dallas Knight

    Dallas Knight Max Otto von Stierlitz

    Jun 22, 2015

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