What made you mad!!?

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    I’m telling my friend about this girl I met and tell him how we hit it off and how she made me so mad!
    She asked me to come to her place and we did, and she was really a nice girl and was kissing and everything and all of a sudden a noise comes at the front door.
    She says “Oye! It’s my husband!!! You gotta get outta here!”
    I said “You didn’t tell me you had a husband!!! “
    She said “It doesn’t matter, you gotta get out of here!“
    And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
    I said “No that didn’t make me mad!”
    I said” I climbed out the window and hung by my fingers and it really hurt!”
    And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
    I said “No that didn’t make me mad!”
    I was hanging there, and the husband saw my fingers and he took his pocket knife and he stuck the blade under my fingernails!
    And my friend says “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
    I said “No that didn’t make me mad!”
    Then he got a jar of honey and he poured it over my head!
    “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
    “No, that didn’t make me mad!”
    Then he took a pillow and he took out all the feathers and he poured them on me with the honey! I looked like a Schmuck!
    “Oh I bet that made you mad!”
    “No, that didn’t make me mad!”
    “WELL WHAT MADE YOU MAD??”
    “What mad me mad was when I looked down and saw I was only two feet above the ground!”
     
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