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WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST ?

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by Mike Meints, Dec 7, 2017 at 4:43 AM.

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  1. Mike Meints

    Mike Meints Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

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    Mar 2, 2017
    The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she

    asked the question, ' When you die and go to heaven...........which part of your
    body goes first' ?

    Suzy raised her hand and said, ' I think it's your hands.' ' Why do you think
    it's your hands Suzy?'

    Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands in front of you and
    God takes your hands first.'

    ' What a wonderful answer', the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said ' Sister, I think it's your legs.' The
    nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. ' Now little Johnny, why
    do you think it would be your legs' ?

    ' Well I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her

    legs straight up in the air and she was saying, ' Oh God I'm coming'?

    ' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her'.

    The nun fainted......
     
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  2. Fred_G

    Fred_G Well-Known Member

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    Dec 29, 2015

  3. seiko_snot

    seiko_snot Well-Known Member

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    Apr 20, 2017
    rofl.....rofl.....that was good.


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  4. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    If it’s the highest thing, the. It’s gonna be my...never mind.
     

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