When You're The Hors d'oeurve

Discussion in 'Munchies' started by Scaramouche, Aug 3, 2020.

  1. pistolwretch

    pistolwretch Dremel jockey Supporting Addict

    Aug 26, 2011
    A notable improvement to my eyes.
     
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  2. pistolwretch

    pistolwretch Dremel jockey Supporting Addict

    Aug 26, 2011
    Next time just give up the bike.
    Do not resist!
     

  3. WC145

    WC145 Every day is Saturday and every night's a party!

    Jan 1, 2013
    Hahaha!!!

    "Cut me, Mick..."

    "ADRIAAAAAAAANNNN"
     
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  4. 41 Charlie

    41 Charlie Get off my lawn...

    Feb 4, 2014
    Rub some dirt on it, and walk it off...
     
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  5. Scaramouche

    Scaramouche Student of the Columbian Exchange Supporting Addict

    Sep 15, 2015
    This is what my face looked like last Tuesday

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  6. WC145

    WC145 Every day is Saturday and every night's a party!

    Jan 1, 2013
    WHOA!!!! So that thing bit you last Monday?
     
  7. Hunt5877

    Hunt5877 Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    961
    Jan 27, 2019
    Jesus Man, take care of yourself that's scary bad
     
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  8. pistolwretch

    pistolwretch Dremel jockey Supporting Addict

    Aug 26, 2011
    'A face only a mother could love'

    So lets have the technical details.
    Where were you bit?
    Did you recover the spider?
    Was the species identified?
    Did this occur inside or outside?
    ETC!
    Inquiring minds want to know.
     
  9. Scaramouche

    Scaramouche Student of the Columbian Exchange Supporting Addict

    Sep 15, 2015
    Bit on upper left arm, saw spider leave my arm after bite, white deerkiller, know the spider well as I was munched by one a while back...I have a history with them, one notable event in southern AZ where I reached up for a tool under a veranda and brought down a deerkiller setting on my wrist I was able to flick away before he ate me, though we both had an opportunity to look at one another real good. I mention it as that experience kind of rattled me and I don't normally pay attention to them things that want to bite or sting us, it got me to look into them spiders.
    This present event occurred outdoors up on the Paiute Reservation watching a herd of coyotes watering on the golf course they have up there, I was leaning on my truck glassing those tricksters. I was wearing a tee shirt cause it was early and the sun wasn't blazing yet, say 6 a.m. What else you need to know?

    Maybe I shouldn't have posted this, my initial intent of the post was sort of as bad as we think junk is, someone has it worse. I also was going for a certain "esprit positif" in this dark time. Complaining don't get us no where, we gotta move forward and deal with stuff as it comes. Life is to rich for any one thing to get you down. Just regrip your cinch strap and ride on.
     
  10. pistolwretch

    pistolwretch Dremel jockey Supporting Addict

    Aug 26, 2011
    I couldn't find that spidey on a Google search.
    You sure it wasn't the bartender at the Last Chance Saloon?
     
  11. Slapshot

    Slapshot Well-Known Member

    Sep 6, 2017
    Probably one of the beautiful woman he posted in another thread last week.
     
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  12. boatdoc

    boatdoc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2015

    plexiderm gone wrong huh?
     
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  13. Scaramouche

    Scaramouche Student of the Columbian Exchange Supporting Addict

    Sep 15, 2015
    My wife, who's from Sonora, called them matevenados, though I think that is a family of spiders. They are also referred to as deer slayers related to camel spiders in Iraq and wind scorpion in the USA.
     
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  14. pistolwretch

    pistolwretch Dremel jockey Supporting Addict

    Aug 26, 2011
    ninos de terros
    chillruns of the earth
     
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  15. pistolwretch

    pistolwretch Dremel jockey Supporting Addict

    Aug 26, 2011
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    She looked it over real well.
    Left me a Spider Turd as she left.....
     
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  16. joerockhead

    joerockhead "BOURBON" It's not just for Breakfast anymore ! Supporting Addict

    Oct 12, 2011
    that'll teach to stick you head where it don't belong !!!!


    Hope your well soon !!
     
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  17. wrmiller

    wrmiller The Tinker

    Oct 29, 2016
    Woke up one morning with what looked like a large bee sting on the outside of my right arm, near the elbow. It quickly got worse so I drained it and pored some alcohol (all I had then) on it. It continued to get worse and it was turning black in the center. So I put a new pointed blade in my craft knife, dipped it in alcohol, and started digging. Had blood everywhere and I though the wife was going to faint, but she's a trooper and hung in there. I had to dig it out several days after that. Now I have a dime-sized white scar there. I really, really dislike spiders, and we have some rather nasty ones here in AZ. I'd rather go talk to the sidewinders who live in my backyard anyday. :)
     
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  18. Scaramouche

    Scaramouche Student of the Columbian Exchange Supporting Addict

    Sep 15, 2015
    Normally I would call this crass commercialism, but how do you call out a master craftsman and artist, that’s a drop dead beauty. You give senior citizen broke veteran retiree discounts? Oh, never mind that’s my medicine talking.
     
  19. FNFAN

    FNFAN Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    437
    May 15, 2013
    Jeeze man! I hope you get all better soon! My old partner didn't shake out his boots getting ready for work and got nailed on the big toe by a recluse. Had issues with it for a couple years. Hopefully this is a short lived affront to your visage!
     
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  20. Scaramouche

    Scaramouche Student of the Columbian Exchange Supporting Addict

    Sep 15, 2015
    Thanks Bob, I’m fine and mending as I type this.
     
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