Where's the rake?

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  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a
    shower I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my
    wife, 'Where is the rake?'

    She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, 'What?' I pointed to my
    eye, then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

    Then my wife wasn't sure and said 'What?' I repeated the
    gestures. 'Eye - Kneed - The Rake'

    My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first
    points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she
    points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

    Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
    Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, 'What the hell was that?'
    She replies.............'Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush'
  2. WartHog

    WartHog Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 2014
    Enjoyed. A nice variation of the old “I need a hammer” / “I left-tit in my box” joke. Or is the hammer one a variation of the rake one ?

    Now you’ve done it. I’ll reflect on this all morning and not get anything accomplished at the office.

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