A teacher decides to let students go home early if they can name some quote origins. Teacher- "Who said- 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says- "Abraham Lincoln". Teacher- That's right Susie, you can go home." Teacher- "Who said- 'I Have A Dream"? Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says- "Martin Luther King." Teacher- "That's right Mary, you can go home." Teacher- "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says- "John F. Kennedy." Teacher- "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." The teacher turns her back and Johnny yells in frustration, "I wish those dumb bit%$es would keep their f*%#@ mouths shut!" The teacher quickly turns around and she is livid and asks "WHO SAID THAT?!" Johnny replies- "Harvey Weinstein, Bill Clinton, and Matt Lauer." I'll see you tomorrow.