Why Athletes can't have regular jobs

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  1. Ronwiz

    Ronwiz Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    749
    Dec 31, 2014
    1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role
    > model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to
    > look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate
    > me."
    >
    > 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
    > upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500
    > yards, whichever comes first.."
    >
    > 3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins' say:
    > "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super
    > Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win,
    > I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
    >
    > 4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his
    > coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like mens. He let us
    > wear earrings.."
    >
    > 5 Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
    > "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius
    > is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    >
    > 6. Senior basketball player at the University of
    > Pittsburgh:"I'm going to graduate on time, no
    > matter how long it takes.." (Now that is beautiful)
    >
    > 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You
    > guys line up alphabetically by height.." And, "You
    > guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a
    > circle."
    >
    > 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
    > "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He
    > went to prison for three years, not Princeton .."
    >
    > 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why
    > he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
    > "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I
    > can still find my clothes."
    >
    > 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan
    > training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
    > "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the
    > morning, regardless of
    > what time it is."
    >
    > 11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player,
    > explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at
    > practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I
    > don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
    > (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
    >
    > 12. Frank Layden , Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
    > "I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it
    > ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't
    > know and I don't care.'"
    > >
    > 13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M,
    > recounting what he told a player who received four F's
    > and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending
    > too much time on one subject."
    > >
    > 14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
    > "I can go to my left or right, I am
    > amphibious."
    >
     
  2. Kip

    Kip Sir Kip Esquire

    Apr 12, 2016
    Methinks these are the smarter ones!!:roflmaro:
     
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  3. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    I really look up to dem guys. They've mental midgets . . . .
     
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  4. Hardway

    Hardway Well-Known Member

    129
    Nov 23, 2016
    “Can’t teach stupid”, Norman Einstein.

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Thanks. Those quotes prove how great our edgamacation system is.
     
  5. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    Actually 3, 8, 9 and 12 are pretty awesome if you think about it.
     
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