Wife jokes

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Nov 30, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    I love mine dearly, but I love wife jokes too. :)

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    The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......

    my wife manages to get on every single one of them.

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    I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...

    It makes the wife look like she's actually moving during sex.

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    My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.

    I was so shocked I almost tripped over my junk!

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    A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, "Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!" His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"
    Husband replies, "Our wedding video"

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    I said to the wife, "Get me a newspaper" "Don't be silly," she said "You can borrow my iPad"

    That spider never knew what hit it.

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    I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it. She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.
     
  2. Journeyman1234

    Journeyman1234 Well-Known Member

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