Wittle Wabbits

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
    sweetest little lisp,

    "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

    And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's
    on her level, and asks,

    "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy
    black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
    wabby over there?"

    She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
    and says in a quiet voice,

    "I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck!"
  2. Fred_G

    Fred_G Known Agitator

    Dec 29, 2015

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