Women over 40!!!

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Jul 29, 2020.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Why Older Women Rule

    This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are
    turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND
    60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!

    Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

    A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
    "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

    If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

    A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

    Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

    Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

    A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

    Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
    are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

    Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
    it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
    40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

    Ladies, I apologize.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. You better beware because...women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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  2. Uncle Bob

    Uncle Bob Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2017

  3. Dub

    Dub born in the wrong century

    Mar 19, 2017
    Funny.....yet wise post. :)
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  4. pcar157

    pcar157 Well-Known Member

    Jan 22, 2019
    Lovin' the cow, the milk, the pig and the sausage!!! Good morning and thanks limbkiller!
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  5. Caspian

    Caspian Chief Steward of Man Law

    Sep 18, 2019
    But women shouldn't have children after 40.

    Really. 40 kids is enough.
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  6. Babboonbobo

    Babboonbobo Avatar is back to my favorite things!

    Nov 18, 2014
    Neither should dudes! I couldn’t imagine having kids now, my grandkids wear me out! A couple friends of mine had their last one when they were almost 50:interesting:
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  7. Mikey00130

    Mikey00130 Well-Known Member

    Aug 4, 2018
    I was 42 when my daughter (only child) was born. I took myself out of the breeding game after we knew she was coming but before she was born.

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  8. Dangerous Brian

    Dangerous Brian Pigtails and butter please...

    Dec 9, 2013
  9. Wildcat Creeker

    Wildcat Creeker Well-Known Member

    Jan 26, 2012
    I have also read about older women: "They don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are grateful as hell."
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  10. Weave1

    Weave1 New Member

    Nov 28, 2017
  11. Weave1

    Weave1 New Member

    Nov 28, 2017
    Red Fox had this to say for women over 40:

    they don’t yell
    They don’t swell
    And they’re grateful ash hxxl.
  12. jfrey

    jfrey Supporting Addict Supporting Addict

    Oct 10, 2012
    One of my dad's favorite sayings!
  13. Dreadnought

    Dreadnought Well-Known Member

    May 5, 2020
    My wife is past 40 and still stunning.

    I agree 100% with this post and let’s just say there are many benefits to a woman who has some experience!
  14. Zero1911

    Zero1911 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2019
    My wife just turned 40. She said I can trade her in for two twenty’s. I said can I just have two twenty’s and keep you? She said no.
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  15. blamo

    blamo Well-Known Member

    Jun 16, 2018
    Founding Father Ben Franklin:

    "And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
  16. 1911 dawg

    1911 dawg Well-Known Member

    Jan 14, 2018
    My wife is over 40 and still knocks my socks off !!!!!!!!
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