Wondering

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Oct 26, 2018.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    "Corinne considered the colors(palest green, gray and lavender) and the texture(downy as the finest velvet and wondered,

    How long have these cold cuts been in my refrigerator?"
     
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  2. ZoidMeister

    ZoidMeister Consider my signature line before replying . . . .

    Dec 4, 2014
    Awesome, I can relate.
     
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  3. fieldgrade

    fieldgrade resident crank

    Mar 13, 2017
    "Is it meat, or is it cake?"
    "Meat-cake"
    - George Carlin
     
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  4. Ethanol Red

    Ethanol Red Make it a double Supporting Addict

    Jul 12, 2015
    Put a lot of mustard on it. Done.
     
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  5. mikegalway

    mikegalway CEO of DILLIGAF industries Supporting Addict

    Feb 23, 2014
    Odd Couple movie -
    Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?

    Murray: What's the green?

    Oscar Madison: It's either very new cheese or very old meat.

    Murray: I'll take the brown.
     
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