A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock on his door. Two sheriff’s deputies are there; he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says, “sure” and shows him a photo of his spouse. The deputy says, “I’m very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck!” The guy says, “ I know but she has a great personality and she’s an excellent cook."