Words matter

Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by nmbuzz, Oct 8, 2018.

  1. nmbuzz

    nmbuzz Livin Large

    Apr 9, 2013
    A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock on his door. Two sheriff’s deputies are there; he asks if there is a problem.



    One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so can he see a picture of his wife.



    The guy says, “sure” and shows him a photo of his spouse.



    The deputy says, “I’m very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck!”



    The guy says, “ I know but she has a great personality and she’s an excellent cook."
     
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  2. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    Awesome!!
     
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  3. SparkyAZ

    SparkyAZ It is a dry heat, right... Supporting Addict

    Sep 11, 2012
    :roflmaro::roflmaro::roflmaro: LMAO Coffee thru nose, keyboard ruined...
     
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  4. dtelston

    dtelston Well-Known Member

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    Sep 12, 2012
    This is perfect...indeed, words do matter! :D
     
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