Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by bigbob76, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. bigbob76

    bigbob76 Not so big Bob these days Supporting Addict

    Jul 3, 2012
    An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,
    upon returning to her car, found four males
    in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

    She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
    proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,
    "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
    Get out of the car - NOW!"

    The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
    They got out and ran like mad.
    The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
    to load her shopping bags into the back of the
    car and got into the driver's seat.

    She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

    She tried and tried, and then
    she realized why.

    It was for the same reason she had wondered
    why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two
    12-packs of beer in the front seat.

    A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

    She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

    The Sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
    and carrying a large handgun.

    No charges were filed.

    Moral of the story?

    If you're going to have a senior moment...
    make it memorable.
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  2. RSCamaro

    RSCamaro Well-Known Member

    Sep 19, 2017
    Only in Florida. This guy bets on the lady originally coming from NY, NJ, or Conn.

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  3. isialk

    isialk Well-Known Member Supporting Addict

    Jan 7, 2017
    That’s hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.

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