Discussion in 'Open Mic' started by limbkiller, Apr 26, 2019.

  1. limbkiller

    limbkiller Pulling my hair. Supporting Addict

    Aug 18, 2011
    The born and spoiled rich young yuppie pulled up to the curb on Hollywood Blvd and threw open the door of his Lamborghini Reventon. Immediately a passing vehicle ripped the door from the car and continued on. The yuppie was infuriated and jumped from the vehicle yelling and screaming obscenities about his million dollar vehicle being damaged. A police officer arrived quickly and watched the young man rant and carry on before saying to him. "You're so materialistic about your expensive car, you didn't even notice that the other car took your left arm off with the door!"
    The young yuppie stared at his left stump for a minute and then began yelling; "MY ROLEX!!!!"

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